Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Auto-crotch

I have absolutely no use for songs that make use of auto-tune.   If I can't tell you're using auto-tune, fine.  I don't really care if you can't carry a tune in a bushel basket.  If I can't tell you're using auto-tune, it's fine with me.  But I didn't even think it was pleasing to the ear when Cher did it back on "If You Believe."  It all strikes me as about the same as listening to Beatles songs backwards.  Or using your finger on a vinyl LP to randomly speed up and slow down the song that's playing.  It's not music. 

And I have no use for "artists" that seem to think they can't sing a song without grabbing their crotch.  It looks like they're either masturbating while singing, or else they really need to pee and are trying to hold it until they finish their song.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Baby beard dye?

I can't help but wonder who the ad for men's hair/beard dye with the baby in the sports car is supposed to be aimed at.

Are men going to want to use a product seemingly designed for a baby?

Or is it the wives and girlfriends of those men who are supposed to see that and then tell buy the stuff for their husbands or boyfriends?